Our psycho mailman would literally pee in a bottle and then throw it at people that he didn't like, resulting in one brave kid from my neighborhood getting revenge in a way that this mailman will truly never forget. Here's what happened. Okay, so this one happened a few years ago. Our mail carrier change and the new guy, who we will call Dave, was an absolute jerk. He would literally walk on flower beds and was really rude to people. But the real kicker was Dave would pee in a bottle, and if he was in a bad mood, that bottle would be thrown in someone's garden. And if you tell him to throw the bottle in the trash, he would throw it at you. Dave was a son of the postmaster who we will call Bob, an older guy of the Boys Will Be Boys Mindset, and best friends with the local sheriff, who we will call Steve. If you talk to Bob about his son, it would be nothing but excuses. He's a foster kid, he's out of hard life, and on and on. If you went to Steve, then he would just say, oh, boys will be boys, even though Dave is in his 30s. Or he would say that Postmaster Bob is dealing with it personally. Well, one day in the middle of summer,

the neighborhood kids got to see mailman Dave being his usual sunny self. It seems like Dave was mean

to them too. The kids were out playing with their super soakers and one of them had this really

high-powered thing which sent the water a good 10 feet or more. And the kid who owned it, who we will

call Orion, was a really good shot. It was a lovely day, the sun was out, and I'm out back putting out dinner. Suddenly, there's this blood curdling scream from Dave, and the whole neighborhood comes running to see what happened. It turns out that Orion had loaded his super-soaker with one of Dave's pee bottles, and topped it off with a can of Red Bull. So now Dave was covered in this disgusting,

sticky, pee and sugar mess, which was starting to stink to high heaven. One of my neighbors

offered to let Dave use her shower, but he ran off to another house, grab the hose, and turns

it on himself. So now Dave is sticky, pee soaked, and wet. He ditched everything in the street

and eventually just ran off. Steve and Bob went walking the street that afternoon, and we'd all not seen anything, of course, and Bob had the bright idea of asking Orion, who told him exactly what we all thought of Dave and how he was acting, and it was done in the way only a bright-eyed 12-year-old truly can do. Bob and Steve then cornered Orion's dad. Is this your son? Do you know what he did? Well, without missing a bead, Orion's dad fired back. Well, Sheriff Steve, don't you always say boys will be boys? We never saw Dave again, but Orion's birthday party was huge that year. And honestly, all I can say is God bless that kid, because Dave absolutely deserved it. Oh my God, it blows my mind that people like Dave actually exist in the world. Like think about it. This guy was throwing his own urine at people. That's seriously like some crazy behavior and he absolutely should be in jail for that. But on the other end of that, I know plenty of kids who would have the bravery to step up and be like, oh, okay, you want to throw a urine at everybody in the neighborhood? Guess what? I'm going to do the same thing to you. Oh, and by the way, it's your own that you threw at us earlier. Like, seriously, that's so gross. So yeah, this story is great because Dave absolutely deserved to get shut down. If you like Am I the Jerk, you're probably going to love Am I the Genius? Check it out, link down below in the description. Also, go to amythejerk.com

slash submit. If you would like to submit your own stories. My parents absolutely hate my boyfriend no matter what I say or do. And despite the fact that he is perfect for me, they still think he's mistreating me and that I should get away from him. And at this point, I'm honestly so frustrated that

I just don't know what to do. Here's what's going on. Okay, so I'm 25 years old and he's 28. I have some mental health issues and I moved back home around four years ago. I work full time and I pay my bills, but I don't pay rent. I do have some debt which really concerns me. Before I met him, I was almost full time watching my nephew and spending time with my parents. I had some boyfriends in

between, but it just didn't pan out. Now, concerns me. Before I met him, I was almost full time watching my nephew and spending time with my

parents. I had some boyfriends in between, but it just didn't pan out. Now, I love my boyfriend who we will call Jay for the sake of the story. He truly is like finding a missing piece, but we did have an argument which resulted in a breakup and me crying. He then apologized and we agreed to part ways. Three days later, I said no, and we got back together. Since then, he has been in therapy, and we've been

talking and He then apologized and we agreed to part ways. Three days later, I said no, and we got back together.

Since then, he has been in therapy and we've been talking and communicating a ton. And the both of us

truly want to marry each other. He's in school to work on HVAC and I'm taking another license

so that I can make more money. Now, my parents hated me getting back with him, citing every

reason one could think of, going as far as telling me that he's toxic and mistreating me, even though he isn't. I do sometimes drive and we do a more 50-50 relationship, where he opens every door for me and cooks for me, and all over really just spoils me. My mom even hated his Christmas present to me, but they were all very special and well-thought-out gifts. She's mad it wasn't expensive things, which I just don't care about. And I don't believe they've ever liked any of my boyfriends to be completely honest. Easter came along and I made plans for Jay and I to go to the aquarium. Flash forward and my mom's piss I didn't spend it at home. I stayed the night at Jay's place and I come home to be yelled at and told that

they just care and that he's mistreating me and how ungodly staying the night is. But I had a great

time filled with lots of laughing and learning more about Jay. We've been together about seven months

and there's been nothing toxic or manipulative going on as they tell me. But at the end of the day,

I'm not paying rent, so their say goes.

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