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Web Crawlers

True Crime, Comedy, Tv, Pop Culture, Crime, News, After Shows, Celebrities, Melissa Stetten, Social Media, Tv & Film, Bimbo News, Ali Segel, Entertainment News, 90 Day Fiance

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2023

⏱️ 30 minutes

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VOICEMAILS:

Did we watch the Coronation? Too many Fiber One bars & shampoo lotion. Listeners collaborating on album art! Holes in food bags. Working at a funeral home. Not enough public restrooms in San Fran. Listener’s daughter is obsessed with K-Pop. Newborns are hilarious. Traumatizing experience at the Grand Canyon bathrooms. The Kimberly story. The dynamic is back, baby!


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0:00.0

An e-reo's original.

0:20.0

Hello and welcome to Web Crawlers. This is our mailbag episode where we play your voice

0:25.0

mail and read your reviews. If we have any, I'm Ellie Siegel. I'm Melissa Sutton. Do we have any reviews? No, we don't.

0:33.0

That's something we'll talk about. That is really fucking son of a bitch. What the fuck? We have voice

0:40.0

mails, baby. Let's get to those voice mails. Let's get to them. Okay.

0:47.0

Okay, okay, cool. I hope they know. I'm calling for all probably.

0:52.0

Okay, so it's like Friday. Oh my gosh, it's May 5th. Okay, anyways.

0:57.0

It's Friday May 5th. And tomorrow, or probably tomorrow, is May 6th. And I heard tomorrow

1:02.0

to be like the coronation of like the king. So I wanted to know, like, you guys don't

1:08.0

have a head of time, but I'm not sure if you're, well, I don't know. This is a future now.

1:11.0

So, but like, I want to know, like, are you guys going to like watch here? Or you're like, yeah,

1:16.0

it's like not that big of a deal. I don't know. Like, I figured because I'm like, I woke

1:21.0

up to go see you, like, Meghan Markle's wedding. And I was like, oh my gosh, this is like American

1:25.0

princess or whatnot. And so I just wanted to see like, are you all going to like wake up to go

1:31.0

watch like the thing? Or did you do it? And like, or are you like, now it's

1:36.0

especially hard. And you're like, nah, like, I'll just catch the next

1:41.0

coronation. So I just, like, I just, like, you know, I don't think I'm going to wake up.

1:57.0

It's like, I'm unlike, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm going to

2:02.0

wake up early. Yeah. I have an worry. I don't think are you going to like wake up early?

2:07.0

I'm like, I'm free. I'm free. I don't know. Anyway, it's all right. I gotta go.

2:12.0

We'll be soon. And I don't want to be part of the rain. All right. Bye.

2:17.0

I didn't watch it. I mean, I watched the couple highlights on Twitter. I didn't watch it.

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