And here he is, original.

Hello, and welcome to Web Crawlers. This is our mailbag episode where we read your reviews and play your voice mails. I'm Ali Siegel.

I'm Melissa Stettin, and where in the world is Maria? She's dead. God forbid. God forbid. God forbid. Do we have any reviews? You know, no, but let's

fuck them. Let's see if we have any international reviews. We're down to 4.7 out of five. We used to be higher. Were we a 4.8?

We have a show of listener from the Philippines.

Oh, you've been listening since the pandemic happened. Your podcast definitely saved me from boredom.

I love listening to the three of you, and I definitely love all the topics you ladies cover. More strength to the podcast, and thank you for doing what you do.

We do from Carnotore. Oh, thank you. We have some voice mails. Oh, boy, do we? Oh, boy. So we have a six-part voice mail, but I might play that last. Yeah, I feel like we should play that last. That's ease into that. Let's do the one that's the shorter ones first. Then we got a three-parter.

We'll see about this six-parter. We might have to break it off into two parts. That's a whole episode.

This one is for the web crawlers. Recently, I've been catching up with a 90-day fancy, but I ended up like two behind, and I know that Melissa and Ali watched 90-day fiancee.

And then I heard somebody say about Mahogany, and I just wanted to talk about Mahogany, and then I'll get to the rest of it, and I hope I don't have to make the two-parter. So hopefully end up successful.

Anyway, honestly, I believe that Mahogany is who she says she is. I just believe that she doesn't trust Ben, as I wouldn't either, because he's like 52, and she's 22, and he was a youth actor, and I was really concerning.

And I wouldn't want that person to know where I live or what I do. I agree, yeah.

In fact, I mean, I'm not saying her friends are fake, but I wouldn't, I kept her from serious, or whatever, like I wouldn't tell my friends about me, but I'm also thinking like I'm 25 and kind of dumb.

And I think that I was a mess catfish, but I'm an entertainer and older person, because I have nothing else that are to do with my life.

And so I just think the fear fact that he thinks emotional maturity of a person in their early 20s is a good idea.

It's just like that's what's like number one. Like I'm generally concerned, you might be a predator, because it's God's plan.

But also, there's this person on the Reddit account, like Reddit 90 day fiance, and I forgot what they're name is, I have to look it up.

Like they write recaps of 90 day fiance, and it's like, oh, that's fine.

But it's just so nicely written that like it's the best recap I could ever think of.

So I think you have to check it out if usually I'm writing.

So yeah.

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