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Web Crawlers

True Crime, Comedy, Tv, Pop Culture, Crime, News, After Shows, Celebrities, Melissa Stetten, Social Media, Tv & Film, Bimbo News, Ali Segel, Entertainment News, 90 Day Fiance

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2023

⏱️ 34 minutes

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VOICEMAILS: Kalamazoo Uber driver shooting spree. Vampire Diaries is getting confusing. Everyone’s freaking out about cruise ships. Idol is about Selena. Pooping in unknown toilets. Addicted to leg. Would women be weird in restrooms if we didn’t have walls. Brother found out to be a pedophile. 


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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Web Crawlers. This is our mail bag episode where we play your

0:22.4

voice mails and read your reviews. If we have any, I'm Ali Siegel.

0:26.0

I'm Melissa Sutton. Do we got any reviews? I don't think we do, unfortunately.

0:31.4

Fuck that shit. Fuck. We do have a lot of new patrons this week, so thank you all of you who

0:38.2

join. Please continue if you want access to bonus episodes, lunar readings this week. We have Maria

0:45.1

and John Tenney on the Patreon for the podcast talking about UFOs and whether or not aliens exist.

0:53.0

So join our, I believe it's our $10. Oh no, $5 gets you the true crime episodes. Oh how

1:01.8

good. Join our $5 tier. Yeah. Should we get into the voice mails? We absolutely should.

1:08.8

Hi, my name is Michelle Mojure. I actually use to post a co-host a true crime podcast and

1:17.4

did one of the guest hosts with Ali and I was calling because I am also from Kalamazoo.

1:26.1

Yeah. It's a true crime story from Kalamazoo that I wanted to share.

1:30.9

Oh yeah. Um, it was February 20th of 2016. I was living in Kalamazoo. We're seeing over the

1:38.1

brewery in Portage and we were all finishing up a shift and we saw that there was a shooting nearby.

1:45.6

And so we were, you know, just doing like our global cleaning stuff and watching the news and

1:51.2

this guy Jason Altman who was 45 and an Uber driver. Oh right. Over the shooting.

1:58.1

So I guess at four o'clock that day he had picked up somebody and during that drive, got a phone

2:04.8

call. Actually got a phone. He started driving super rationally and a dog coming traffic, drove

2:11.2

through the median. Sides wiped a different car and passenger running the back was just

2:15.6

dragging him to stop so they could get out. So at the stop sign passenger jumps out of the

2:21.3

car as I'm in the month but Jason Altman is still driving around and hour later he accept

2:27.0

another fare from a woman asking him to pick up her boyfriend at a nearby apartment complex.

2:33.4

So he pulled in and when he is looking for that guy, he sees this woman, uh, her name is

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