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MAILBAG: Grandpa's Severed Finger

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Web Crawlers

True Crime, Comedy, Tv, Pop Culture, Crime, News, After Shows, Celebrities, Melissa Stetten, Social Media, Tv & Film, Bimbo News, Ali Segel, Entertainment News, 90 Day Fiance

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2023

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

VOICEMAILS: Not being able to play with collectible Barbies. Grandpa kept his finger in a jar. Oxidizing jewelry. Pranking your mom with a praying mantis egg. Imperfect Foods synchronicity. Men’s bathroom report. Fifty nifty United States suggestion. Pink/purple sisters. It was a crazy Thursday at the funeral home. Asking for your tonsils back. Cleaning McDonald’s ice cream machine bi-weekly. 


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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Web Crawlers. This is our mailbag episode where we play your voice

0:21.1

mails and read your reviews. I'm Ali Siegel. I'm Melissa Stettin. I think we have reviews. Oh,

0:28.8

do we? I haven't checked. I think we have like all these ones that say they like the news.

0:33.6

Oh, look at that. My eyes are itchy. I don't know if you guys know this, but the climate's really bad

0:40.5

and everything's going real weird. Everything's going to shit. Yeah. Yesterday there was a pollution

0:47.9

warning in Los Angeles, severe pollution warning. Yeah, that's cool. I had no idea. We're like,

0:52.6

let's take ribly to the beach for the first time. Let's breathe in some fresh air. That's probably

0:59.6

better at the beach though. Yeah, the salt filters out there. It was weird. I went outside. I could not

1:08.9

breathe yesterday and I was like, oh, great. I have a sinus infection. And I feel fine today.

1:13.6

It will kind of like I'm my voice is a little scratchy, but and I for those of you, I feel like

1:18.8

everyone who listens to us has sinus problems and stomachache issues. But I had to use my

1:26.8

device or like my nettie pot like five times in a row. Like I was so congested. Oh, no.

1:33.3

Anyways, what up? And you're getting a sinus thing. Oh, yeah. Next week I'm getting a balloon or

1:39.4

the 13th and getting a balloon sinus plastic. Oh, if you've had that, actually, that's a good

1:44.5

prompt. If you've had a balloon sinus plastic, please call in and let me know what it's like,

1:50.3

how how it felt and what the recovery was like and how long the recovery was. It's where they

1:57.4

like stick a needle up your nose into your sinus passages and it has a balloon at the end and then

2:03.7

they inflate the balloon to widen your sinus passages and get all the mucus out. That's cool.

2:10.6

I'm pretty not excited about it, but I'm also excited. Hopefully we'll stop my monthly sinus

2:15.4

infection. Here's some, oh, we got review from Australia. Oh, good day, mate. Five stars.

2:22.0

Synchronicities are dumb. You're not experiencing synchronicities. Your life is just boring. Anyway,

2:26.6

this podcast is great. Oh, my God. We screenchat that for me. That's really funny.

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