Magicians, Hypnosis, Things Placed Inside Alison

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2016

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

My God, who names these episodes? Just kidding, it's me, the person who was awake for a harrowing surgical prep and who has maybe changed her mind a little about Versed because it turns out certain kinds of discomfort cut right through the haze and wake you right the fuck up. Also waking me up? The steroids they put in the IV during the last egg retrieval. But this episode isn't only fert alerts, we also learned what everyone did for New Year's Eve. One person's evening involved a magician! Also we discussed hypnosis, both the parlor trick kind and the therapeutic kind and then we had an extra special snack chat involving chill pipes and Utah's own chocolate cinnamon bears. Then things nearly came to blows over Red Vines vs. Twizzlers and other controversial candy and we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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0:00.0	And now live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the
0:07.1	Allison Rosen is your new best friend Joe.
0:09.6	Tonight, Allison, welcome to our guest.
0:12.3	Comedian, Jenna Kim Jones is here with their brand new grocery segment, where she'll
0:16.0	tell us all how to pick the right best services.
0:19.1	Hashtag Al has tips on how to secure the best room at the YMCA.
0:24.8	Producer Greg Heller will tell us a story that will make things awkward for him at home.
0:29.3	And Chef Jeff will cook up his famous suffering sucka tash without the sucka tash.
0:33.2	I'm Erhoss, I mean husband Daniel, saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your
0:37.7	new best friend Allison Rosen.
1:05.4	Hello my little macadamia nuts, it's me Allison and welcome to the first Thursday show of
1:09.8	2016.
1:10.8	I would like to say hello to my guests.
1:13.7	Hello Greg Heller.
1:14.7	Hi Allison.
1:15.7	Hello Jenna.
1:16.7	Hey.
1:17.7	Hi Alan.
1:18.7	Hello.
1:19.7	Hi Daniel.
1:20.7	He's the new 2016 Daniel.
1:23.7	There's so many differences.
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