Have you noticed strange behavior in your child or children? Have you noticed strange behavior in your child or children?

Buh, but, b'r!

Have you noticed them gathering things, such as tiny pieces of paper and tokens and pictures of rad demons?

Mommy, mommy, I just cut up the house.

Have you seen your child run into their bedrooms, leaving for hours at a time and hearing a faint crinkling noise?

Kink-k-kink-kink-kink.

Has there been hundreds of dollars missing from your wallet and bank account?

But I bought dice.

Then your child could very well be a victim of Cic-Cardboard crack.

An addiction that millions suffer from.

A horrifying lifestyle that has destroyed young minds and corrupted their souls towards the devil and decadence and pre-marital sex.

Well, no, not that one.

Yeah, yeah.

Wait till marriage.

Or never get married.

It's fucking Wizard and the Bruiser, everybody.

Welcome.

This week, Wizard and the Bruiser, more like Wizards of the Coast.

Wizards what?

Yeah. Who are they? They're the creators of this week's episode's topic.

Magic the Gathering. Magic the Gathering, you crazy bastards. We're doing a whole episode on the

card crazed phenomenon. Here to torture the souls of your children.

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