Hi guys welcome back to delusional diaries podcast I'm halle and I'm jazz and we are

double recording if sorry if you saw last week's episode no I'm not sorry because you know

what this is what it takes to get out two episodes not two episodes to get out an episode every single week with us being

busy yeah I'm we're on the ground you see the top of the sign is it fine where's like you

kind of fucked up you know what if you're if it upsets you if you're watching the YouTube version sorry it

honestly looks like a disaster it's like a duvet I don't know you know know what? It's okay.

And that's a beauty over getting to record at home.

Yeah, we're comfy like anyway.

We're in a casual setting.

Yeah. We are who we are and.

Okay, Kesha. We are who we are double recording because I just bought a house so exciting.

We got a homeowner over here. Yeah, I

Guys, she's been keeping this from you from quite some time. It's very hard

to like not say anything obviously I closed on Monday it's now Wednesday and I'm so let's be like over a week yeah yeah and you guys are seeing this like I it's been a while. Yeah, it's been like over a week since I was on the house or whatever but I just obviously didn't want to say anything even though I knew it was like going to be fine but I like you never know what you genuinely really

don't know from a real city you just don't know yeah it's not it's not over tell it's over and I

also just like I don't know like if something happened oh she's broke like she couldn like she couldn't afford, like whatever, I'm like, I don't need that.

And also, I don't know, I also didn't want people like looking shit up and trying to dig up like how much I paid or like addresses or whatever.

So I, yeah, I just closed Monday.

It's been such a process, like this has been going on

since literally like what, February is

when I started the process of like looking and all this stuff

it's now May so it's been a hot hot hot minute. Basically I'll explain I just

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