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Petty Crimes

Magic Hat

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8685 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2023

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Awkwardness ensues when a mom happens upon her daughter’s magic hat full of condoms… Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Who owns condoms?

0:03.3

Yep.

0:03.6

Who owns condoms?

0:05.2

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

0:09.2

Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

0:20.3

My name is Griff.

0:22.2

And believe it or not, after all these episodes, I'm still Kira.

0:28.6

Darn.

0:30.9

Too bad.

0:32.3

Who would you rather I be, Griff?

0:34.3

Oh, no one.

0:37.4

I love you. I love what we've built. Um, truly, I don't think anyone can do what we're doing

0:44.1

anymore. We're like, we're too far invested in this. And, um, it seems like we're getting a little

0:50.2

recognition to the New York Times just gave us a little shout out, which was so lovely and

0:55.5

we're so humbled by it. My friend Jimmy, when he and I were working on our live show together,

1:02.5

he was like, oh, do you have any, like, press mentions we can put in the teaser? And I was kind of,

1:08.2

like, being skittish about it because I didn't have any press

1:12.5

mentions.

1:13.8

And he was, and he finally was like, come on, let me Google you.

1:16.7

Because he's like had write-ups and variety and stuff.

1:19.2

And he goes, oh, I see that there's an article about you in Fizzy Mom magazine.

1:24.7

And to this day, Jimmy's always like, oh, like, should we, should we highlight that

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