Maggot Surprise
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2023
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Pete started the day by clearing maggots out of his bin while his dog tried to hump his leg. We wish this was an exaggeration...
In other news, Pete sent Luke an electric fly swat after we discussed them on the show recently and both lads take umbrage with the fact that producer Rory said a white chocolate Kinder Bueno is better than the traditional milk chocolate one.
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| 0:00.0 | On Monday, we publicly announced that our YouTube channel is in existence and we previewed |
| 0:25.5 | our exclusive YouTube video and then I told Luke that I'm thinking about getting |
| 0:30.0 | back into video games at a time where I can ill advise doing so. |
| 0:36.3 | We also had an email suggesting Kanye had 5, 10 out of 10 albums in a row and a listener told |
| 0:41.4 | us about a dad pirating movies while working on an American airbase in the UK before |
| 0:48.3 | being slightly worried he was probably kind of number one destroying all the evidence |
| 0:52.0 | and never going back to that again. He very much was reported by producer Rory at the end of the |
| 0:56.9 | show and he'll be being caught marshals and all of his medals will be being burned in a big bin. |
| 1:02.1 | Our producer Rory's usual crime stoppers number and on the YouTube video which is available |
| 1:07.6 | to watch now go over to our YouTube channel to watch that just search for Luke and Pete show |
| 1:12.4 | in the YouTube search bar. We discussed Elon Musk stopping people using Twitter and reducing impressions |
| 1:18.4 | and we read an email about a listener getting stung by a massive jellyfish before Pete greeted |
| 1:24.4 | all of our listeners in each of the languages of the countries that listen to this show. That's |
| 1:29.6 | the kind of stuff we get up to every single week twice a week in fact on the Luke and Pete show. |
| 1:33.6 | I'm Luke, he's Pete, what do you got Pete? In the words of Al Pacino, what do you get? |
| 1:38.6 | Why do you got? Well, I've got half a kind of bueno in front of me which is very upsetting because I |
| 1:43.5 | know all the way through this recording of the Luke and Pete show. I'm going to be just looking at |
| 1:49.0 | it going, I wish I'd eaten the rest of it and I'm going to crunch off on mute while I'm making a |
| 1:52.8 | particularly labeled point. When you get to the emails of the batteries later on, I'll probably |
| 1:58.0 | chomp that down. Very much my batteries. Well, I will say speak a quick Rory producer Rory, |
| 2:04.0 | basically said that he enjoys the whiter chocolate variant. It's not even chocolate. It's not |
| 2:10.4 | even chocolate. I mean, you are someone who sometimes will occasionally jok about firing |
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