Sorry, I was late. It was me.

One time I logged in as a guest, and it was me and one other guy on someone else's podcast.

And then he was like, be right back.

And then we waited and listened to him cook breakfast.

I was like, are you kidding?

I believe we can start without this man.

Wait, it was just like fully the mic was on.

You could hear like pans clattering and shit.

And then he had the audacity to come back plate and hand.

And he was like, all right.

I was like, what the fuck is happening? Damn's fucking wild. No, Jack, I think what were you? Show us your bagel. Bacon, bacon, egg and cheese? Yeah, bacon, bacon cheese and egg. On a muffin. Bacon cheese and egg on an English muffin. My favorite bagel? Well, that would have to be a bacon, cheese, and egg on an

English muffin. Is this an inside joke or is this just an order? This is something that Andrew Cuomo,

that's how Andrew Cuomo, in the run up to the primary, they were like, all right, you're a New Yorker.

Here's the biggest softball that we have to offer a New York politician, what's your favorite bagel order?

And he said a bacon, cheese, and egg, he said it out of order on a English muffin

because I don't like the carbs and a bagel, and I actually throw the bacon out.

He just wants the taste of the bacon having been there.

The remnants. Yeah, the LaCroix memory of a...

Like a gentrifier who moves to Brooklyn in 2025. I like the remnants of flavor that used to exist here.

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