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🗓️ 2 February 2024
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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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0:00.0 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update. |
0:09.0 | Political Dynas, the Kennedys, the Obama's, and now the strongest political team to ever be created by the |
0:16.3 | aluminati, Taylor and Travis. That's right. After years of Republicans proving nothing, I mean zero evidence of election fraud, zero evidence that vaccines kill you and install a microchip in your brain. |
0:29.0 | In fact, zero evidence of any conspiracy and zero evidence that Hillary is the devil. |
0:35.0 | Okay, not zero, but only like 2% at the most. |
0:38.0 | The brain trust on the right has come up with a new reason they can't win an election and can't get |
0:43.8 | their poll numbers to move. Swifties! That's a swifer. Taylor Swift is |
0:48.7 | being called a Democratic scyup that was designed to win the election for Biden. |
0:53.0 | She's a tool of the liberal elites to take over the country and |
0:59.0 | ruin America by making sure we have, I don't know, health care, cheap medication, infrastructure, millions |
1:06.1 | of manufacturing jobs and women will have the right to their own bodies and all the while |
1:12.0 | while she's making that happen we get to dance |
1:14.4 | damn you Taylor the right ring crazy bus has really driven off the cliff of |
1:19.9 | mental illness this time all the normal stick up their ass psychopaths have |
1:24.0 | already weighed in on this. Jesse Waters on Fox News said and he said this on |
1:29.1 | air. Have you ever wondered why or how she blew up like this? |
1:34.0 | I mean, except for talent and decades of work since she was a kid? |
1:37.6 | But go on, Jesse. |
1:38.7 | Well, around four years ago, the Panacon Psychological Operations Unit floated turning Taylor Swift into an asset during a NATO meeting. |
1:47.0 | So NATO, with all the military might in the world, who could destroy the planet with a couple |
1:55.9 | pushes of a button, needs a sequined pop star to make sure we don't elect a six-time bankrupt |
2:02.0 | treasonous pedophile, so Armageddon doesn't happen? |
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