All right, we have the worst villain fascists on the planet.

They're embarrassing.

These are not cool villains.

These are complete dipshits.

And the most worthless American on the planet right now is little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson.

This guy, before he was Speaker of the House, spent an inordinate amount of time talking about

homosexuals and porn, which I think is rather interesting. But we'll leave that up to the psychologists

and psychiatrists to resolve.

But one of his big overarching things is he's a big Jesus guy,

and he's tight with the Lord, even says on tape,

God told me I was Moses, which is why we call him Little Moses Mike Grindr.

Of course, the grinder is because in his home state of Louisiana, all over Elon Musk's website,

there are lots and lots of sources that say that Little Moses Mike Grindr, Johnson has a Little

Grindrinder account, not to mention his roommate in Washington, D.C., an evangelical pastor that

answers the door in his panties when Little

Moses Mike Grindr Johnson gets home from work. But I digress. Little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson

has become a gifted gas lighter. And he has press conferences all the time, you guys, all the time,

two or three a day. Here he is. Play the clip. The Democrats are required to open the

government. They keep saying Republicans are in charge of government. We aren't, not in the Senate.

60 votes control the Senate, not a bare majority. And so point number one, Democrat votes are

required to open the government. Okay.

This is a complete lie.

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