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It's another day in America, and Cankles McTococit's, of course, is melting down online because

he is the biggest titty baby with zero policy. He still wound up like a cheap clock over the

escalators at the UN. And he takes to lie social. And I'm just going to read the summary of the tweet.

Trump on escalator, teleprompter audio gate.

Trump says this wasn't a coincidence.

This was a triple sabotage at the UN.

I demand an immediate investigation.

All security tapes at the escalator should be saved,

especially the emergency stop button. The Secret Service is involved. This guy has no policy,

you guys. He embarrassed himself on the international stage. And this is the shit that he lives for.

I just, when I saw this, I thought, oh my gosh, it's filtered back to him.

How embarrassing he was.

How humiliated he should be.

And I think everybody that's talking about this, we have the worst economy we've had him

forever.

His approval ratings are the lowest they've ever been.

Farmers are going broke, but let's talk about the escalators at the UN to distract from everything, including the Epstein Files.

It's the biggest titty baby move I've ever seen.

These magam, you guys, what we have to realize as we combat fascism and we try to push the Democratic Party to fight it with us is these MAGAMN are babies, they're whiners, they're pussies.

So it should be a layup, right?

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