MAGA is Dead But Trump Never Got Shot: Breaking Down the Insane Conspiracy

Louder with Crowder

News, Politics

4.7 • 37.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

The conspiracy theorists are back at it, claiming that the July assassination attempt of President Donald Trump was fake. Despite the fact that Trump was struck by a bullet, several bystanders were injured and a Trump supporter was killed in the attack, some people are just more in touch with the truth than the rest of us. Wait, who is saying this? The Francis Scott Key Bridge collapsed two years ago. Happy We-Haven't-Built-It-Back-iversary. The pop culture sphere had some big news yesterday. We'll bring you all the news from Hollywood that shows it's doing just fine. Believe me. Not dead at all. Trust.

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0:00.0	No one's noodles, Gerald. It's not a fair comparison. Welcome to the lineup live here.
0:06.2	8 a.m. is it 8 a.m. or 9? It's 8. I always get central and confused.
0:09.8	Early morning till evening. You don't need to change that dial. It's all free. Rumble owns live and YouTube is dead.
0:16.0	Also lost a big lawsuit. That's fun. A lot to get to today. And by a lot, I mean, media mission. If you feel like there's a movement out there or a concerted effort to not just legitimately criticize the president, because everyone does and everyone should, but to undo every single accomplishment
0:37.5	that we've seen in his administration
0:41.2	or really undo any groundswell that we've seen a public sentiment.
0:47.4	Yeah, yeah, that is going on.
0:49.4	Because I don't know if you know this,
0:51.7	but a lot of people, now they're testing the waters,
0:54.0	they want to see if you'll
0:54.6	believe that the assassination attempt on President Trump was fake. Completely fake. Yeah, it's not out there
1:02.6	yet everywhere, but they're testing it with a few key accounts hoping that you believe it. So you can
1:07.6	comment if you've heard of this yet, and if you believe it, because I guess everything's fake and nothing is real. Also, we have a Hollywood minute because
1:15.0	Harry Potter is happening. Stephen Colbert's writing Lord of the Rings. That's going to be fun.
1:18.9	Vince Vaughn, the one exception on Theo Vaughn, he's been a right winger for a long time,
1:22.5	which then brings us to Olivia Rodriguez, and we see this a lot. The feminist movement is anti-biology. The man is fear, if you want to call it that. And by the way, I'm not referring to people who say go out and be all promiscuous. I'm talking about people who advocate traditional relationships. It's hopefully helping men to recognize their biology. Young women are going, yeah, I want to be a boss, babe, because I'm told to, but really, I want to be a mom. Hey, women, you don't have to deny your biology. It's
1:48.7	okay. It doesn't matter what Hollywood says. We're going to get to that and more, but first,
1:53.3	this is creepy. That's a good sound right there.
2:00.7	Okay, viewers, this is a swing line. Okay viewers
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