Good morning and welcome to the Tuesday teaser and Tuesday Patreon show.

Normally, I record the show and then I go home and I record the teaser.

But today, since it's Tuesday and it's a school holiday.

Today's why?

Oh, it's Veterans Day.

Oh, my goodness. So the children are home so i need to

just do this get it in half you know take 10 minutes out put it in the front and then uh and then put the

rest on patreon so if you're not a member of patreon first i'd like to introduce my friend maga heart

attack dog welcome to the show well it's great to be uh great to be here and what is it like to be trumpy and trumpy country does it feel this is how we start king of the king of the hell is this how we start the damn show up is it the king of the hell why do we got to go right to that can't you say hey dog how how's your day going right it, it's at 7.52 in the morning.

Right, it's at 7.50.

Could you start fucking insulting me? Listen, though, I didn't insult you. I didn't say you're an idiot. I didn't say MAGA people are stupid. MAGA means idiot. But you call yourself MAGA, Doug. No, I do not. You say I'm MAGA. No, you called me fucking MAGA. I call me Doug.

No, you really embraced the heart attack, Doug, though.

David, I'm a very, I'm a very, see, I was more of a hippie than you ever were. That's one thing you never get. Continue. You told me the other day. I had long hair. I played the guitar. I smoked the weed like you when I was a child. Listen, number one, you didn't, you were not a hippie.

You were some weird hard rocker, Long Islander guy.

You told me the story.

Tell the story of your art teacher in high school that set off your anti-hippy sentiment.

This goes out to all you teachers out there, just so you know how important this is.

I had a, I was in ninth grade, and we had this art thing.

And the art teacher hated me because I was captain of the football team.

I played in a band.

He, you know, I guess we've been him.

I was a threat to his manhood or something.

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