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The Magnus Archives

MAG Bloopers - Totally Normal Real Humans

The Magnus Archives

Rusty Quill

Alexander J. Newall, Unfiction, Rq Network, Horror, Found Footage, Jonny Sims, Science Fiction, Performing Arts, Arts, Fiction Podcast, Fiction, Rusty Quill, Drama, Audio Fiction, Anthology Podcast, Horror Fiction, Horror Podcast, Audiodrama, Jonathan Sims

4.911.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2020

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

The Magnus Archives is brought to you by folks who are completely serene and professional humans at all times, on and off-recording. Totally and absolutely.


Content Warnings:

  • Explicit language


Featuring voices of: Alexander J Newall, Fay Roberts, Ian Hayles, Francesca Renée Reid, Paul Sims, Sue Sims, Lydia Nicholas, Jonathan Sims, Mike LeBeau, Frank Voss, Ben Meredith.


Edited by Annie Fitch & Alexander J Newall


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0:00.0

We can use non-descript for normal looking.

0:23.0

Again, I've never known anyone to say the word non-descripting conversation.

0:28.0

But I'm not. But normal people. I've done a lot of research to normals and apparently.

0:39.0

This is how they converse. But when the blaster falls, is this a dagger that I see before me?

0:47.0

No, it's me.

0:52.0

I'll play it there, what you for now. But when it comes down to it.

0:59.0

My stomach, I'm really hungry, Alex. Look, as a growl. Is that atmospheric?

1:05.0

It won't start. It's like a freaking ship. It was like a ship in a storm.

1:10.0

No, I'm hungry all the time. Should I just go away, get chips and come back?

1:16.0

You're right. You say that.

1:20.0

Now, if you'll excuse me, oh, right. Yes, well, you're not the only one that knows his way around the tunnels.

1:30.0

Then you have your turtle question.

1:33.0

Face to face or butt to butt.

1:35.0

Yeah, there's some words that's going to have to happen.

1:38.0

I'm going to do another take, then he's going to go across.

1:41.0

Butt to butt.

1:45.0

I would like to hear how you've been doing.

1:49.0

I've been just fine. I'll see you later.

1:53.0

You sure? There is nothing you want to say to me.

1:58.0

Not with that thong.

2:02.0

Wow. Well, there is a reason to believe that the archivist conversations are always done naked.

2:09.0

I think I've just proved it.

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