Madonna Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2019

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

She can’t sing. She can’t dance. She can’t act. She has no personality of her own. There’s a 90% chance anything anyone thinks she deserves credit for is just something they don’t know was done by someone else, first and better. Can’t figure out what so many people see in Madonna? Trust us, you’re missing nothing. Here's what it takes to be a Madonna fan: you had to be there and you had to have no awareness that Madonna is the bluntest object in the cutting edge drawer. Listen and learn. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yfbspod/message

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0:00.0	Ah, the sound of spring cleaning.
0:03.6	Steam clean your way to brighter bathrooms
0:06.6	and sparkling kitchens with the carcass deen cleaner.
0:09.6	You'll be done before you know it,
0:11.6	with more time to pitch your feet up.
0:14.6	Find your carcass deen cleaner at
0:16.8	at Cartature.co.uk or a Carture Retailer.
0:30.1	We probably shouldn't say Kant in this episode.
0:32.5	Not this one.
0:33.7	I know.
0:34.8	Hitsaid in some other episodes.
0:36.6	Not this one though, not at all.
0:40.1	I found a quote from Madonna's publicist
0:42.0	that I think would be a pretty good place to start.
0:43.7	What was it?
0:44.4	I love when people really hate Madonna.
0:46.8	Madonna does too.
0:48.3	End quote.
0:49.2	She's a troll.
0:50.0	Proof that she's a troll.
0:50.8	I would say congratulations to both of them.
0:52.5	She's basically the Donald Trump of pop music.
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