Welcome to my therapist ghosted me with me, Bog Williams and you are McNally.

It's the podcast that's introduced as a polite courtesy to the listener in the same way

that you say hello to a person before you manically talk at them and crackle directly into their ears.

On this week's podcast we have DJs, hinge updates and Madonna.

Oh my god I've got great news to you. Have anyone heard of this? It's the best news.

No idea, I'm excited.

Joanne has formally invited me to a gig.

Oh wow. Yeah, I'm letting her go. I'm allowed to go tomorrow.

Like over the past three weeks she's been just appearing off to gigs and I realized it's not just me.

She doesn't invite, she's told Amber. He's like, oh can I come, can I come, can I come,

my sister's only over for a few weeks and she just stands and she's like no.

I don't, it doesn't, it doesn't like, how do you explain us?

It's like I just want to go into my job. Yeah well we just want to come and watch.

Yeah the big ones I'm happy to have people I know watch but the club gigs I'm like I just want

to go in and like try material and if it doesn't work it doesn't work. I don't be like

shit Amber's saying that you know and I just don't want to make a thing.

I would you even think of people being in the audience though.

This is going to come as quite a surprise but I genuinely don't like the attention.

I know you won't believe that but I genuinely don't like the attention. I just want to go in,

do my jokes, have a good time on stage and go. I don't want to have to be like

going for drinks. I just want to go, I just want to get in and get out.

No, I know what you mean. To save you, forget that like some people find your job interesting.

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