Madonna has announced the celebration tour. It's the celebration tour. And this is going to be a

musical Odyssey, a journey of 40 years of music. So she scrubbed her Instagram account. And people

thought, okay, something's coming. What does that mean? She takes all of her posts down and it's

just blank. And of course, right after she did that, she made a big announcement. And she announced

it in this video that was shared. She was sitting around a table with a lot of people. And this

was a very eclectic group of people. Judd Apatow was there, Jack Black, Little Wayne. And

they were playing Truth or Dare. Amy Schumer was there as well. And at one point, Amy Schumer

dared Madonna to go on tour to sing all of her hits. And they started singing La Isla Bonita

together. And Madonna said, well, that's a lot of songs. You think people would want to come to

that show. And of course, they all said, yes. And they continued singing on. So now Madonna has

announced a 35 city global tour tickets go on sale Friday. And this kicks off July 15th in the

closest to Central Indiana, Chicago. So why does Indianapolis keep getting

passed over like Taylor Swift, not coming to Indianapolis. Madonna, not coming to Indianapolis.

The Viagra boys, not coming to Indianapolis. Why do all these mega groups keep skipping over? I

thought that was why again, as a kinder gentler show today, I as a middle class person had my

taxes raised so that Mr. Urse who was totally deserving of that team and totally didn't get it

handed to him by his dad. Well, he did, but it's fine. That happens. Could have a free stadium.

I thought that's why the billionaire got the free stadium. And I had my taxes raised was because

all of these things will be attracted to Lucas Oil Stadium. And yet it seems like the big

music acts keep skipping over Indianapolis. What's going on with that? You want to know why? Why?

It's because people here order chicken nuggets at Greek restaurants. That is exactly why these

big name acts are coming to Indianapolis. But Donna found out about that. And she said, no,

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