Madness? THIS IS RBP!

The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

The Ross Bolen Podcast returns for its 300th episode. Hosted by Ross Bolen. Presented by Bolen Media. Ad-free Friday episodes available exclusively on Patreon: Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast (4:26) Introduction (8:58) My Entire Life Is A Lie (11:55) Listen To This When You're Having A Panic Attack (16:50) The Time Ross Had Herpes For A Month (37:47) The Dreaded Covid Call (40:20) Let's Talk About Drugs Baby (46:50) It's Okay To Cry Man (54:05) The Tale Of Bill Chungus (57:50) Announcements + Conclusion 888-WRBOLEN  Twitter: @RossBolenPod, @WRBolen  Instagram: @TheRossBolenPodcast, @WRBolen Snapchat: @WRBolen Produced remotely by Mike Moody of Permanent RCRD Studios in Austin, TX. permanentrcrd.com

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0:00.0	Oh, a listener made this beat like a total stranger, no bullshit.
0:08.0	Shout to Andrew Ferris, the beatmaker.
0:11.0	And welcome to episode 300 of the Ross Bowling podcast.
0:19.0	What the fuck is this?
0:22.0	The potman gets paid when the potman gets laid.
0:24.0	I'm Austin Powers, I'm so Randy, tell your bitch to behave.
0:27.0	And oh my god, she just shaved.
0:29.0	Wait, now no man's escaped, it's wax.
0:31.0	Now son, you best believe that.
0:33.0	From Houston, born to attack, I feel the heat on my back.
0:35.0	So many haters with straps, but I keep carrying this weight.
0:37.0	Cause I'm just wired like that.
0:39.0	Speaking of wires, your tap.
0:41.0	Just like Takashi, your rat.
0:42.0	I'm 10 toes down in the back.
0:43.0	I'm with your bitch, I'm a Mack.
0:44.0	300 episodes deep.
0:46.0	They tried to put me to sleep.
0:48.0	But I keep rising to the top inside the oven.
0:50.0	I'm yeast.
0:51.0	They know they just read the beast.
0:52.0	On these podcasters, I feast.
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