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🗓️ 29 November 2025
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This week, in Fredericksburg, Texas, a man's increasingly strange behavior concerns family & friends, for years. He goes through marriages, and tries to keep it under control, but eventually he buries all the furniture, and stabs the living room wall, because "the devil is in there". This all leads to shaving his head, and committing a brutal double murder, before having a stand off with police, and eventually dressing like a movie cowboy, in court!!
Along the way, we find out that you can't have a parade, without a beauty contest, that when a man buriess all the furniture, he certainly needs help, and that you shouldn't let a very crazy person be their own lawyer!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody and welcome back to Small Town Murder Express. |
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