Madness, madness.

It's a crazyville edition of cleaning out the sound fridge.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

Before we get to the gross, gross fridge.

So we were talking about on the Armstrong and Getty show,

this thing that I came across in New York Times a while back,

that if somebody is really upset, you're supposed to ask them the three Hs, do you want to be hugged, heard, or

helped? And then we had a conversation about that. I think if I'm really upset and you say that,

I'm going to be twice as angry as I was before. But somebody came up with this one. I don't

know this would work for men and women. It certainly worked for men.

Do you want to be hugged, heard, or humped?

You know what?

A humping would help.

You know, right now, I lost my job.

I got a bad medical diagnosis.

If I get humped, it's really going to take the pressure.

Sympathy hump.

Exactly.

I actually got a couple of similar suggestions from friends of mine.

Great minds thinking alike, apparently.

So why don't we just start with this and get it out of the way?

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