Madea's Witness Protection (w/ Langston Kerman)

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🗓️ 1 June 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Nicole and Lauren are joined by Langston Kerman (Insecure, The Boys) to examine another movie within the Madea Cinematic Universe–Madea's Witness Protection (2012).

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0:00.0	This is a head gum original.
0:08.0	What's going on?
0:09.0	You've been laundering money, dude.
0:11.0	I knew nothing about this.
0:13.0	When a prime family wants a witness dead,
0:15.0	they can't go into one of our regular safe houses.
0:17.0	There's only one person who can keep them safe.
0:20.0	Yes, the flat out note, and I'm not changing my life.
0:23.0	$4,000 a month.
0:24.0	It would be the greatest Christianity thing I could do
0:27.0	to help somebody in need.
0:28.0	I got a school!
0:30.0	What are you doing, family?
0:31.0	They're sleeping still.
0:32.0	They got to get out of this.
0:33.0	If I come back after you're still in this bed,
0:35.0	I'm gonna get completely legged
0:36.0	and get up in there with you in spoon.
0:38.0	I'm up on the noon 29th.
0:40.0	We could get this money back.
0:41.0	I'm gonna go up to New York.
0:42.0	You look like a big bottle of pepha bismog.
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