Madea Goes to Jail (w/ Shaun Diston)

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4.7 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Shaun Diston is back to help Lauren and Nicole examine a staple within the Madea Cinematic Universe - Madea Goes to Jail (2009).

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0:00.0	This is a head gumma region.
0:09.0	You said a date.
0:10.0	Yes, I said a date.
0:11.0	You know you're gonna need a best man, right?
0:13.0	I found the most amazing dress maker
0:15.0	and she agreed to do the dress for us.
0:17.0	We are all struggling to be our best.
0:19.0	Can I have some meat time, please?
0:21.0	Can I have a asshoop of some meat time?
0:23.0	What the hell is meat time?
0:24.0	My dear, you have an angle management problem.
0:26.0	Fine, Korra.
0:27.0	See you on Atlanta versus Washington.
0:30.0	Can you get it?
0:31.0	I'm sorry, Your Honor, seems that I know this defendant.
0:34.0	We are all searching for a better life.
0:36.0	Why you bail me out of jail?
0:37.0	Because you are afraid.
0:38.0	You may like the rest of us, can you?
0:40.0	If anybody can get out of here, you can.
0:43.0	And we are all more than true to you.
0:45.0	I didn't raise no punk. You better go get that bullf**k.
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