I'm really happy to have you here.

Do you want to see a cute picture?

Cuteness is in the eye of the beholder, of course.

And this is a picture of a guy,

and I'm not saying the guy in the picture is himself cute.

Honestly, what would I know?

Not my area of expertise.

But I think just as a picture, regardless of the guy,

I think as a picture, this is kind of cute.

Just in terms of composition.

In part because it's got kind of a swirl effect,

like on the upper left side of the image,

we've got his eye that's looking kind of winky,

kind of headed downstream,

but then on the lower right side of the image,

he's got the big smirk heading straight up toward his ear.

So the whole thing is kind of a swirl, you know?

Just as a picture, as a mugshot in particular,

I think that's not bad.

That person is the attorney general

of the great state of Texas,

and that is in fact his mugshot.

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