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It's a mean age.

But it is going to be a beautiful future as long as we don't get up.

I'm Brian McWilliams, and this is Mean Age Daydream, where I bring you unfiltered comedy, criticism, philosophy, and politics with a mean age daydream.

Yeah. Back. It's like sliding into a warm bath, buddy here with my friend Robbie the fire. Coming soon. Is that your nickname on the platform now? Coming soon? I'm always going to be coming soon, you know? You can figure that when the podcast's over, i'm always going to be coming soon you know you can figure that when the podcast's over i'm probably going to jerk off so it's always going to wait till it's over

why wait till it's over i can't see your lower half you actually this is this is the first i've seen

you do a podcast a while where you're actually sitting down and that probably is for that exact

reason uh yeah it's uh well it's actually easier for me to masturbate from a standing up position actually sitting down and that probably is for that exact reason. Yeah.

It's, uh, well, it's actually easier for me to masturbate from a standing up position, but you know what?

I, I, I think it's for me too.

I'm so used to doing it in the shower now because I have to hide from my wife and children,

which is what good parents do, by the way.

If you ever meet a parent that doesn't hide from his wife and children to masturbate,

that's an issue.

I can't tell you the last time I actually masturbated standing up.

I'm lazy.

Really?

Oh, I do it all the time.

It's great because you can kind of angle away from yourself.

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