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All last week I told you that rather than selling everything,

you should just sit on your hands because once the pain ends,

we're going to bounce right back. Sure enough, the averages were tailored.

The Dow gating 4 and 84 points

has to be jumping 1.16 percent.

Nasdaq also climbing 1.16 percent.

Okay, I know, it's no one you're making it but it shows you that

selling it or Friday's vortex didn't work as the tact did it. If you recall

last week represented a disaster for some of the most economically sensitive stocks

as well as tact. I really I couldn't make sense of it because the only big thing that happened last week was the August

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