My mission is simple, to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a homework somewhere, and I promise to help you find it.

Mad money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Mad Money.

Welcome to Kram America.

Other people want to make friends.

I'm just trying to make you little money.

My job's not just entertaining but to teach you, so call me at 1-807.

You're putting me a Jim Kramer.

In a bull market, there is nothing worse than watching the averages were higher while your portfolio just

sits there barely moving. It makes you feel like a complete dope, doesn't it?

Like the stock market must be some sort of total shell game. But really, it just means you might be making a few basic mistakes.

That's why tonight I'm devoting the whole show to my playbook

for taking advantage of a short-term rally,

not to be confused with a so-called Bear Market rally, which is a bogus term people

throw around whenever stocks go up at a time when the intelligentsia thinks they should

be going down.

Seel, sell, sell, sell, sell.

Yep, I want to give you my game plan for handling short-term gains.

Now I know what a lot of you are thinking, what kind of incompetent do if it needs

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