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Yesterday, everyone was tearing their hair out,

screaming about an inevitable recession.

Today we realized we aren't getting much evidence of recession at least from the corporate world so

the Dow gained 294 points, it has to be climbed 1.04% and then it has like jump 1.03% respectable.

I think we're in a recessionless recession because I follow the actual micro data from individual

companies that report.

The people who only follow the Federal Reserve never wanted to get their hands dirty and

do their homework.

They just spend all their time trying to second-guess J. Powell.

They remind me of disgruntled Eagles fans who think they know more than the coach or the general manager.

Let me show you what I mean. When you run down the companies that reported in the last

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