Hey, I'm Kramer.

Hey, I'm Kramer. Welcome to that money. Welcome to Kramer. I do my friends. I'm just trying to make you a little money. My job is not just entertaining, but dedicate to a little teaching. So call me at 1807 for 3. CBC. Tweet me at Jim Kramer. You know why I first got into this wacky business?

Stories, stories, that's why.

Tremendous intriguing stories, tales that could explain what's going to happen, and you

could actually make a little money from them.

And that's what's happening right now.

And the stories are driving much of this action.

It's why the market's buoyancy continues.

Dowd dipping 11 points as to be advancing 0.47%.

NASDAQ filled with stories of great potential gain 0.94%.

House of pleasure.

Let me tell you more about my obsession with stories.

When I got out of college, I became a reporter. I love telling

stories. I was right on every day. In that business, it worked, but holy cow, for the first three

years, I never made more than $179 a week. By the end, I was loaded out of the backseat of my

Fort Fairmont, suboptimal. When I started looking for a job on Wall Street, I set my sights on

Goldman Sachs because I figured stories could matter there more than anywhere else because it was known as an

Equities House.

I was right.

So I met this guy David Dars.

He was a Harvard Business School party at the Rich Carlton downtown Boston.

I could see that he was bored stiff with all the HBS hangers all around him, so I pushed

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