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Every day we have to listen to the narrative of why this market goes up or down on a different set of facts.

Every day there's a good chance it's totally made up.

Last week we suppose it went down on higher interest rates and higher oil.

Reasonable out by right.

But today we got slammed in the morning despite oil and its rates both going lower.

Although the market only correct herself, Dow gaining 140 points, S&P inch of 0.15%,

NASDAQ advance 0.17%.

Problem is earlier today we had people explaining the market's decline as it was down most of the day by putting the lower oil and lower rates.

They made it clear that the combination of low oil and low rates is just as bad for the market as high oil and high rates.

This stuff's driving me crazy.

Feels like it's a game of heads the bears win, tails the bulls lose. That's not right!

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