My mission is simple, to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a homework somewhere,

and I promise to help you find it.

Mad money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Mad Money.

Welcome to Kram America.

Other people want to make friends.

I'm just trying to make a little money.

My job's not just entertaining but to teach you, so call me at 1-80743 CBC,

you tweet me at Jim Kramer.

In a bull market, there is nothing worse than watching the averages were higher while your portfolio just sits there barely moving.

It makes you feel like a complete dope, doesn't it?

Like the stock market must be some sort of total shellgate.

But really, it just means you might be making a few

basic mistakes. That's why tonight I'm devoting the whole show to my playbook for taking advantage of a short-term

rally, not to be confused with a so-called Bear Market rally, which is a bogus term people throw around whenever stocks go up at a time when the intelligentsia thinks they should be going down.

S-Sself, sell, sell, sell.

Yep, I want to give you my game plan for handling short-term gains.

Now I know what a lot of you are thinking, what kind of incompetent do if a scents have died to make money

and fraternit.

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