My mission is simple, to make you money. I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a home market somewhere, and I promise to help you find it. MabMoney starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer. Welcome to MabMoney. Welcome to Kramer. Other people want to make friends. I'm just trying to make a little money. My job's not just entertained, but to teach you. So call me at 1-800-743 CBC. Your tweet me at Jim Kramer. In a bull market, there is nothing worse than watching the averages roar higher while your portfolio just sits there barely moving. It makes you feel like a complete dope, doesn't it?

Like the stock market must be some sort of total shell game. But really, it just means you

might be making a few basic mistakes. That's why tonight I'm devoting the whole show to my

playbook for taking advantage of a short-term rally. Not to be confused with a so-called

bear market rally, which is a bogus term people

throw around whenever stocks go up at a time when the intelligentsia thinks they should be

going down. Sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell. Yep, I want to give you my game plan for handling

short-term gains. Now, I know what a lot of you are thinking, what kind of incompetent

dupist needs a guide to make money and rally?

What's next? Is Kramer going to draw us a diagram? Explain how to pick your nose? I mean, man, potty training? Should I just start reading picture books to children? Hey, we've already got the animal sound effect. And reading rainbows have been off the air for more than a decade. Maybe you feel like that that's the same level of difficulty as making money when the stock market's on fire?

Who needs help when it dials up hundreds of points in the day or even better during a multi-day rally, a real run, a buy fest?

Do you really need my advice to help you deal with what huge profits?

No, I'm not buying in that biggie, small, series investing more money, more problems.

But knowing how to approach a quick run, the right way can make you a better investor.

And tonight, I want to teach you some of the discipline that we demonstrate for the CBC Investing Club all the time.

Sure, everybody makes money in a big rally. It can even feel like your portfolio's run itself,

does it? Does it feel like that? But I'm not here to talk about how to make the most money possible when the market's up big. Honestly, not that crucial. No, the most important lesson

for dealing with a major short-term move higher is that you always have to

work hard to prepare yourself for the future. Otherwise, you'll end up letting some great opportunities

to sell, sell, sell, sell, pass you buy. Sell, sell, sell. That's right. Just as we can't give

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