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I've been searching for words that can explain what happened to Apple's stock today.

What sent it up more than 7%?

A stag of your map.

And I think I may have actually come up with.

We've all heard people talk about the conventional wisdom, but if

there's conventional wisdom, maybe there should be a flip side too. Hey, why don't we call it conventional

stupidity? Yeah, there's a gigantic cup runneth over amount of conventional stupidity when it comes

to the stock of apple and we have to explore where it comes from because it's really hurting us.

And it also explains today's terrific action, the most important stock in the world,

the stock move that had awesome pin action, dial dipping on in 21 points.

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