My mission is simple, to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a little market somewhere, and I promise to help you find it.

Mad Money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Mad Money. Welcome to Kramer. Other people and friends, I'm just trying to save you money. My job is not just to entertain. Very little of that tonight, mostly education. Call me 1-800-743 CNBC. Tweet me at Jim Kramer. There's something happened here, and yes, what it is ain't exactly clear.

But I'll tell you this, I don't like going to be.

You can see in the averages, Dow's seeking 9.53 points.

This will be losing 1.60% NASDAQtumbling 1.98%.

That was easy.

That's why I want to walk you through the stocks that actually made it onto the SB of 100's

exalted new high list at some point during today's action.

To go over what people are actually still willing to buy in an increasingly tough tape,

tough meaning a cinnamon for horrible.

Because you ever notice when people say volatility, that's just another cinnamon for horrible. I want to be constructive about what's going on right now when everyone finally wants to dwell on what's going wrong. Now they want to tell you. I hope you think I told you earlier because I did. Nobody likes a guy like me when I say that, but I have to tell you, it's been killing me. You know that, so I've communicated.

You remember, we have all sorts of crazy inputs.

We got that inflation number.

I thought today's was surprisingly soft.

Uh-huh.

Others thought it was alarming.

And alarming enough to trigger rate hikes.

We have the on again, off again, war with Iran. and we've got brokers trying to line up buyers for SpaceX,

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