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The whole world seems to be slowing down, rising oil prices, fewer hires in the office, lack of new construction,

pepid trade, waning hopes for deal with Iran. These are the things I hear about. Each day has its own set of horrors. Today, Shakeshack got crushed after missing the quarter. Burger's too

expensive? Whirlpool got annihilated as it talked about

reception levels of appliance, demand, suspendant's dividend.

Even Planet Fitness told you people aren't paying up for membersics like you used to.

It seems to the average, now losing 314 points,

S&B slipping 0.38% NASDA's declined 0.13%. Yet despite these negative

headlines, most of which I disagree with, by the way, the market can't seem to give up the

ghost. On days like today, it feels like all we're doing is taking a breather from the miraculous

upturn. It has so many people puzzled. While others keep castigating the rally and something from the bad old days of the dot-com,

boom, I'm getting tired of that one.

When the whole internet edifice boomed, then collapsed under its own weight.

Where were the day when that happened?

I was underneath it.

I want to use this day a down day to explain what people are getting so wrong about this market.

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