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Okay, we need to have a day where it doesn't feel like we're having an emergency tracheotomy with a bullpoint pen.

I mean, today was still one more section where we saw that big pen coming right ahead us.

A day when the president was just crushing the market with some postings that were extremely hostile to China.

I mean, at one point the S&P was down 1.2%.

Then the president had a goodbye press conference for Elon Musk, where he said, sure, he'll speak to President Xi soon, and the next C&O, we erase the vast bulk of those losses with the Dowell finishing up 54 points,

S&P dipping point on 1%, and the NASDAQ decline 0.32%.

The S&P 500 ended with its best May since 1990.

An incredible statistic made even more amazing

given that the president in the Elon Sendoff

actually ran some positive coverage of the economy by CNBC's own squawk box,

miracles all over the place, and no emergency tracheotomy in sight.

Yet it still seems like a monumental time.

Sometimes you have to just take a breath and ask why things seem so momentous.

Notice I said, seem.

Because there's nothing on next week's game plan that should have us all that worried.

Yet here I am at this wall, and I feel like I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, the gun being Friday's non-farm payroll report.

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