My mission is simple, to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a home market somewhere, and I promise to help you find it.

Mad Money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer. Welcome to Mad Money.

Welcome to Kramer. I'll do my friends. I'm just trying to make you a little bit of money. My job, not just to entertain, but to educate to do some teaching here. So call me, 1-800-7-4-3-CBC, Tweed Mitcham Kramer. The stock market isn't always a friendly place.

It can be volatile.

It can be painful.

It can just be downright difficult.

There are tons of big picture problems that can derail any rally.

Problems you might not have had any idea about until they hit us.

And that's why I'm so adamant about trying to make you a better investor.

I want to teach you the tricks of the trade.

So when the market turns negative, when it gets hostile, you will be prepared.

You'll know what to do.

The same tricks I teach you about constantly when you join the CMEC investing club coming alive right here.

I've spent my entire career analyzing the way stocks trade, searching for patterns of what's worked and what hasn't.

And from those observations, I put together a set of rules, rules that are designed to help protect you from the worst mistakes you can make in both good markets and bad.

Rules that now make up the club's guide to investing.

As much as I sometimes might seem like an unhinged lunatic,

which is, I'm all about discipline.

You're going to make mistakes in this business.

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