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So the big bad bill,

a.k.a. one big, beautiful bill, has passed the House, headed to the Senate. And all I can say is, enough already. We all know it's driven up interest rates. No one seriously claims this

plump, procreitudinous legislation cuts the deficit. So it's also no surprise that the market didn't do much

today with the Dowdipping 1.4%.

1.4 points.

It has to be edging down.

0.04%.

And then ASAC actually gaining 0.28%.

That's what happens when you go out with a bang

of banter and exit whimper of windbags.

In fact, this bill's ultimate passage was so obvious that even the bomb market didn't bother to recoil.

Interest rates actually did the unthinkable.

They went down.

And if anyone in the House even bothered to read the bill instead of just seeing how much

their constituents could beg from it, they would have realized that there are many pro-growth

provisions in here. We only talk about the salt deductions Medicaid cuts, but there are things

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