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All we wanted was an all clear sign.

And we can thank Fed Chief Jay Palth for giving us one today

when he spoke here for the Federal Open Market Committee

ended leaving Fed rates unchanged.

Now, did he technically say you can go buy stocks now?

Of course not, he's the Fed chief.

But he might have well done so. How do I know?

Well it's really this simple. You can time-stamp the words of the Fed chief and his press

covers with the inter-date chart of a strong S&B afternoon rebound and you can see

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