My mission is simple, to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a home market somewhere, and I promise to help you find it.

Man Money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer. Welcome to Mad Money.

Welcome to Kramer.

I'm doing friends.

I'm just trying to make you some money. My job, not just to entertain, but to teach you.

So call me at 1-800743 CBC.

Tweet me, Jim Kramer. It just didn't happen.

Those four words are the only excuse millions of people have for missing out on this unbelievable rally.

And, of course, many other rallies going back years and years.

Think about it.

How many times have you been scared out of the stock market only to find out that the terrible,

horrible event that frightened you just didn't happen.

So it's still one more monstrously bullish day where the Dow gained 318 points

has to be jumped 1.18% in the NASDAQ.

Shut out the lights up 1.96%.

House of pleasure.

Fueled by another big decline in oil.

We need to have a serious discussion, you and me,

about why so many of you left this market in the last month. We need to do it because now I'm sure a minute you feel like it's too late, just going to sit this one out, maybe you'll never buy stocks again. Now, it's not too late, although I think the easy money has been made. I wouldn't feel better if you waited for some couple down days, do some buying.

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