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Today, today we saw what would happen when you give peace of chance, or at least when a toothless Iranian bureaucrat says

he wants to negotiate a possible end to the war.

It looks a lot like exactly what was happening before the war, didn't it?

This market yearns for status quo ante, so oil is going lower and rates are going lower,

and the averages explode higher.

Dowell surging 1,125 points.

That's to be polling 2.91%.

NASDAQ soaring 3.83%.

House of pleasure.

It's a gross stock bonanza.

After five weeks of... The House of Painne. Because of the war. A surprise like this? Well, I got to tell you, it should have been expected. I don't know if it's real. Nobody does. The president of Iran is the best to figure out. He's not the Supreme Leader. He certainly doesn't control the military. He can be rolled out to say he wants a deal. We offer him one. And then the Parliament of Mules, they just say, hey, listen, we reject that. The Moles can do that. We also don't know what President Trump told them that made an Iranian official willing to come out in favor of negotiations. Hey, maybe it's all for show. Before we get into what can happen,

I do want to spend a second talking about what did happen to many of your portfolios.

Many of you have told me in this intervening month that you hate this market, that it's a

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