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I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a home market somewhere, and I promise to help you find it.

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Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Mad Money. Welcome to Kramer.

I'm just trying to save a little bit of money here. My job, it's not just to entertain.

Days like today, I've got to do some teaching because these are hard.

Call me at 100, 700, 743-C. We're all armchair generals now, aren't we?

Whenever I talk to people about the stock market these days, they don't want to talk stocks or even sectors.

They just want to jabber on and on about whether the Iranians or our president mean it, whatever, meaning it actually entails.

The war decided the markets fade again today with the Dow tumbling 4 to 69 points.

S&P plunging 1.7% but the NASDAQ plummeting 2.28%.

It was a truly hideous session as sellers anticipated a deadline passed and heavy bombing over the weekend.

But after the close, the president said that at the request of the Iranians, he said that,

he is going to extend the negotiations another 10 days and said the talks were going well.

The amateur military strategist rolled over president that parsed those words again,

wondering if the Iranians really did ask for an extension and are the talks really going well?

The armchair generals tell me that the Marines are ready to go.

The 82nd Airborne is in play.

These veritable warriors are telling me that the Iranians aren't going to open this trade in for moves no matter what, no matter how hard the U.S. bombs them after the pause because there'll be no agreement. Look, I'm not a military strategist. I'm periodic. I play one on TV. However, I am your stock tactician. And I can recognize an ugly market when I see it. The question we keep

asking ourselves is at what point can we buy things without needing to worry about an Iran-induced

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