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When things go crazy, everyone gets a boat. That's how the markets work.

Right now at this moment, things are about as crazy as they can get.

So the voting blues are wide open.

Let me show you how the voters are determining the outcome.

With today, the Dow gaining 631 points,

as to be jumping 1.15% and the NASDA climbing 1.38%.

Buy, bye, bye. First, let me set the table. Until this point at 7.05 a.m., we'd look like we

were going to be goners. Yeah, another hideous day coming our way. It almost seemed ordained.

When I get up at the despicable 4 a.m. time, things were steamrolling toward ugly.

At the time, interest rates were looking up. West Texas

crew was back above $100 a barrel. Gold was cratering, apparently a margin selling, and stocks were

their usual awful. With the NASDAQ, as always, the most awful. Looking to be down almost 1%. Again,

at that pre-dawn moment, the SB 500 was down about 7.6% from the high.

But then again, I thought to myself, still plenty of room to fall. And if you're shorting the market, you feel like a genius.

Set, sell, sell, sell, sell. I've seen this before. Shorting stocks feels like an annuity in this kind of environment.

I call it fishing a bow.

And if you're long, well, let's just say it's death by a thousand cuts.

Like every morning I'm glued to this stuff all the way to the office and it just

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