My mission is simple, to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a home market somewhere,

and I promise to help you find it.

Man money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Mad Money.

Welcome to Cray America.

I'll be going to make friends.

I'm just trying to make a little money. My job is not

interested in entertainment, but to teach, and I'm telling you I'm going to do a lot of teaching tonight. So call me

1,807 for 3, C. C. C. M. Or tweet me at Jim Cramer. Tough days do not last forever.

But when they come alone, you need to know how to respond.

You need a game plan ready so you can figure out what kind of sell-up

we're dealing with and then react appropriately because the early

days of the decline are never easy to navigate. You need all the help you can get.

To borrow a line from Tolstoy's fantastic anti-Crenner, all happy rallies are alike.

Each sell-off is unhappy in its own way.

It's true.

Bull market stocks hire, everyone thinks their genius participating because it seems so

darn easy. Same every time, but big declines much harder. They could be the start of a

bare market or maybe something worse or they might actually be just a

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