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Right now, it is time to retire the term beaten raise.

It just doesn't really capture what's happening.

In fact, it's throwing people off

because it's too amorphous a concept.

Now that we've effectively finished Ernie season, I've been thinking about it. I've been thinking about what the takeaways are. You know what the biggest takeaway is? It's the way we report on stocks. All of us. It's not working anymore. It's failing us. It's too

glint, too inconsistent, too unrepresentative of the company's work. The

reportage is causing people to make snap judgments that turn out to be false judgments,

and it's got to stop.

When a day like today, we're in the day I'll slip 23 points.

It doesn't beat the climb point 1 7%.

Nesac lost 0.55%.

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