My mission is simple, to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a more market somewhere,

and I promise to help you find it.

Man money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Man Money.

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If you want to make friends,

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Maybe what we need to do here, I'm thinking, is to have a patented scare list,

still be prepared the next time the experts try to fright you out of the stock market.

Sell sell, sell, sell.

That's how I feel after the market cascaded lower yesterday.

I want to rebound fab is into a dial advancing for the two points.

S&P gaining 0.96 for the NASDAQ climbing 1.30%.

Pashying the hopes of short sellers everywhere putting a

k-boss to the doomsayers the alarmists. Now there's a rhythm to our business. When

things are going well we hear from people who're doing fine and like the market. When things are going badly,

we're treated with a parade of pessimists who seem convinced that every downturn is a repeat of the

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