My mission is simple to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a more market somewhere,

and I promise to help you find it.

Man, money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer. Welcome to Man, Money. Welcome to Kramerga.

Other people want to make friends, I'm just trying to save you a little money.

And it ain't easy right now. My job is not just to put it in perspective,

but I also try to entertain and of course educate you.

So call me at 1-800-7-3-7-7-4-7-4, or tweet me at you, Kramer.

They're back.

The 2,000-8ers are back.

The money managers who think this market looks just like that cat must be buried!

Where the average is lost more than half their value!

There's a big contingent of these bears who think we've got no way to win.

If Fed titan's too much to be inflation, then we go into a severe recession.

If the Fed titan's too little, where's Totland persistent rampant inflation?

Neither's good for stocks!

One reason you get days like today where the dial shed 163 points.

Yes, it's a tumble point 9%, and then ask that plunge 1.49%.

Set yourself!

It's just starting strong.

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