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I'm just trying to save you a little money.

My job's not just to entertain. Put days like this into context because they're hard to understand.

So call me at 180743 CBC tweet me, Jim Kramer. Is the economy running too hot?

Or too cold? I mean, that was the Fed's big dilemma today, and they resolved it by splitting the proverbial baby.

Cutting rates by a quarter point and indicating we're likely to get fewer rate cuts than expected next year.

Nobody seemed to like that answer.

With the Dowell ultimately tumbling 1,123 points, that has to be plunging 2.95%.

And the NASDAQ company, 3.56%.

Sell, sell, sell.

I guess you could say the baby got thrown out with a bathwater.

It was truly hideous, a little unexpected, and, yes, wicked.

And even though the market's badly oversold, we may not get that quick snapback that we'd normally expect in a deeply oversold market.

Because after the bell, we got disappointing guidance, well, and also earnings from Lenore.

That's that giant Florida-based homeowner.

And then Micron, the semiconductor colossus, fell badly after giving what I thought was a disconcerting forecast

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